Once there was a little boy named Evan.  Evan was illustrious for turning ordinary objects into legos, all he had to do was say a few magical words and they would suddenly become the cute little Lego-version of the object.  He had inherited  these magical powers from his great-grandfather that came long before. One tragic day, Evan thought it would be a good idea to test out the powers that he had acquired. So, he went outside stood on a rock and chanted the magic words. As soon as he spoke, he found himself standing on this now huge rock.